Tracy Bingham is a complete and total mess -HollywoodTuna

Hugh Hefner is still getting his party on -Derek Hail

Madonna is a glorious 50-years old -I'm Not Obsessed

Donald Trump is helping out Ed McMahon...I guess -The Blemish

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All over the place, the buzz is that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are going to get divorced and it's a big deal because 1) she's like 90 and supposedly perfect and 2) she's worth like 600 million. Supposedly there's no prenup which means that he's going to get paid.

Madonna has met with high-powered British divorce attorney Fiona Shackleton, The Times of London reports.

(Shackleton represented Paul McCartney in his split from Heather Mills. He ended up paying Mills only $48.6 million of the $160 million sought by Mills.)

One lawyer told The Times that Madonna, 49, had met with Shackleton after approaching another firm. (Guy Ritchie, 39, had been rumored "to have had dealings with a lesser-known Mayfair law firm, Forsters," according to The Times.)

When contacted by Usmagazine.com, her rep said: "No comment at this time, darling."

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If this does happen, he's going to be like $300 million please and she's going to be like no way and then all hell will break loose. When you have that much though, does it matter? What's a few million here and there? Strangely enough...I don't have a million and I think I just figured out why.

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Madonna came jotting out of her gym yesterday and all I could think of was when you see a very over-cooked turkey. She's got millions so I'm not sure why she works so hard to look the way she does. She could just hire people to tell her she looks fantastic. That's what I'd do. Make them wave palm leaves to fan me and tell me how great I am. If someone ever complained then...off with their head! That part would be illegal though. I probably wouldn't care. Money makes you crazy, which brings me back to Madonna. See? Full circle.

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Madonna was at Cannes yesterday wearing a see-thru dress and showing off her joy buttons. Like that one? I just made it up. I'm awesome! Anyway, she was attending the the I Am Because We Are premiere and as usual she decided to be a bit racy. Nothing new though because Madonna always does something to attract attention from wearing breast-cones to kissing other women. Yawn...

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Madonna was performing a private show in Paris and she decided to grab one of the female dancers and laid some tongue action on her.

"Why do I have this relationship with France?" she asked the 1,500-member audience.

"I'm always drawn to working with French people - and frenching French people! Vive la France!"

The mother of three - who turns 50 in August - famously smooched Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.

After that kiss, her daughter Lourdes asked her Material Mom if she were gay.

"I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star," Madonna recalled telling her in an interview with Out magazine. "I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."

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Passing her mommy pop star energy? That's her explanation to her kid? Why does that sound so creepy? I guess by that description, I've "passed my energy" onto a few ladies myself over the years too. See? Still sounds creepy doesn't it?

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Why would I say such a mean and hurtful thing? Just have a look!

This is a recent photo taken of Lourdes (whatever her last name is) and her mother Madonna should really be helping her out. Wasn't Madonna that Queen of Sexy at one time? How can she not know about laser hair removal and braces? I really don't think money is an issue at all and I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the Kabbalah that says getting rid of a moustache and uni-brow is hurtful to God.

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