Talk about some crazy dating action. Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been have been secretly dating. He one dated and then married Lisa Marie Presley, so who knows what could happen.

A source said: "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.

Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date.

"They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar."

The pair requested a hidden area in the corner - for two reasons.

Firstly, it shielded them from any prying eyes. And second, it would have protected them from the dangerous melting effects of the Californian sunshine.

After all, there's a fine line between looking hot and having a runny, bubbling face. Our source went on: "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."

So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.

We're told: "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other.

"They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

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It's probably just a move to help his image recover by making it look like he likes 1) women and 2) people over 14. Personally, I don't buy it.

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Now this is not even surprising in the least. Michael Jackson is turning from a decent kid with a really bitchin' afro into some crazy hideous freak that would be lurking in back alleys.

Looking like he stepped off the set of "The Mummy Returns," Michael Jackson took his three kids shopping Friday at a Las Vegas Barnes & Noble.

Jackson tried to cover his appearance with a hat, sunglasses and scarf wrapped around his head. But he was captured in the bookstore peering out from behind the getup. He had bandages above and below his mouth.

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I have no idea what he's thinking, because even he's got to know you don't lure kids this way. You do it with giant dolls, Jesus juice, amusement parks, and claims of being Peter Pan. That how you lure kids to your den of diddling. I mean this guy wrote the damn book on that stuff! I'm sure he's got some crazy evil-genius plan in motion though. He's got tricks we haven't even though of yet. He's probably having his face shaved off so he can be just a skull, because most kids think skulls are cool and will get naked around a skull. He's one devious mofo!

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