Natalie Portman was hanging out with her hairy boyfriend (this guy) in the park when she ended up having some dog give her a golden shower.

While she was getting a pup's-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller's frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes - and then ambled on its way.

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What is so funny about that? Everything and nothing of course. It's certainly embarrassing though. It's happened to me once, but it was actually a drunk guy next to me at the urinal that just had to turn and tell me some important story. The moral is if you're going bar-hopping...pack some extra pants.

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I know Natalie Portman played a Queen in the Star Wars movies, but she didn't have to really go out and start having sex with an alien. Seriously, how greasy and hairy is that freakjob? I don't even know who the guy is, but he looks like the goofball that build Johnny-5 in the Short Circuit movies.

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Natalie Portman broke down in tears during a recent visit to Stanford University. She was a guest speaker to lecture on fighting global poverty through microfinance. I should add...of course! Everyone knows that.

Anthony Dick J.D. praised Portman's knowledge and presence during the event, which was sold out.

"It was a riveting speech," he said, "full of insights about how to implement poverty relief that actually works."

Laura Weidman MBA ‘09 attended Harvard with Portman and spoke about the actress' poise, intellect and commitment to fighting global poverty.

"I was impressed - but not surprised - with how she represented her cause, fielded all sorts of questions and came across as genuine for what she believes in, standing in the forefront of what our present generation should be concerned with," Weidman said.

Since graduating from Harvard in 2003, Portman has served as Ambassador of Hope for the Foundation for International Community Assistance (FINCA International), a leading microfinance organization that is committed to breaking the cycle of global poverty.

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Personally, I would expect nothing less from Queen Amidala who single handedly united the planet of Naboo and helped defeat the Trade Federation.

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