Talk about some crazy dating action. Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been have been secretly dating. He one dated and then married Lisa Marie Presley, so who knows what could happen.

A source said: "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.

Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date.

"They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar."

The pair requested a hidden area in the corner - for two reasons.

Firstly, it shielded them from any prying eyes. And second, it would have protected them from the dangerous melting effects of the Californian sunshine.

After all, there's a fine line between looking hot and having a runny, bubbling face. Our source went on: "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."

So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.

We're told: "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other.

"They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

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It's probably just a move to help his image recover by making it look like he likes 1) women and 2) people over 14. Personally, I don't buy it.

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You remember when Jessica Simpson was wearing her Real Girls Eat Meat shirt? It seems that PETA supported Pam Anderson really didn't like it.

Speaking on radio in Australia - where she's waiting to go into the Big Brother house - the star slammed her rival buxom blonde.

Pammi blasted: "I think she is a bitch and whore.

"Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."

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Pam didn't even mince words did she? She when straight to the nasty stuff. It's funny what she called Jessica though because obviously Pam hasn't looked in a mirror in some time. She wears barely any clothes out in public, has been married god knows how many times now, and looks pretty darn trashy in general. Irony...table for one!

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And just for clarification, I'm pretty sure she's riding him and not the other way around. That being said, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are officially back together and that explains why I've seen them together so much lately.

"Pamela and the kids have moved in with me," said a beaming Tommy Lee(speaking, of course, of his ex-wife and sex-tape costar Pamela Anderson and their two sons, Brandon and Dylan). "It's awesome, man. It's definitely working. You can tell on the kids' faces - they're happy when we're together." Let's hope those crazy lovebirds keep it together this time. As Lee told us, "We've only given it a try 800 times - 801, here we go."

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So there you have it. Pam and her 3 kids. No the other kid isn't Tommy, but rather his enormous penis that seems fated to ruin every other relationship Pam has had. I think she just finally gave up on trying to fight it off. It's sort of like the plot of that movie Anaconda actually.

Speaking of large things, Here's Pam Anderson continuing to assault London.

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