Ok people, I now believe that K-Fed is the better of this pair. Why? Why you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Britney Spears.

First she's been all over town for at least a week with her new BFF Paris Hilton (that's Best Friend Forever for you old-timers) and during that week she's picked Paris as a role model, blasted music until the cops were called, been drinking and driving without many clothes on, dropping her pants in a club, flashing her ummm...not wearing underwear (link is safe but I won't vouch for their links), and now....

Letting Paris grope her in public.

I mean seriously WHAT THE HELL? Of the whole last week, this is like one of the only pictures I can show that isn't rated adult. And make no mistake, I've seen some other pictures and Paris is totally groping on her breast. It's so sad that it's almost like some weird kind of child abuse or something.

Britney has lost her freaking mind. I now truly believe Kevin was the smart and sane one.

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So check out this little party trio. It's like a Holly-wierd bedtime story The Three Little Attention Whores or something. They have been making the rounds lately and here's some of the scoops.

First, I won't even reference the links (ok, just one that has it all). you can Google them yourselves, but Britney is divorcing the Big Bad Wolf. That you knew.

Lindsay's has been all over the gossip scene complaning that Paris hit her with a drink and she's was very upset about it causing her house of straw to collapse.

Britney has also had two or three episodes of the "short skirt no panties" move that Paris is so fond of and Lindsay actually tried out in Italy a couple months back. So much for the house of wood.

What's more, Paris has had both Britney and Lindsey over to her house of brick to party the night away again, and again, and again. It's like one big attention festival that includes drinking, drama, and crazy clothes...but without underwear obviously.

There MUST be a better way to get yourself back into public eye then this. I'm also wondering...didn't Britney have kids at one point? Hmmmm.

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Yes, it's true. Paris Hilton tries not to stand out when she dresses like a cop and NOT like a "lingerie clad streetwalker who turns trick to get back at her rich daddy rather then doing it for money" like she's been dressed up as in previous years. Have a look for yourself.

Ok, wait a minute. I thought being a cop meant NOT being trashy for once. Sorry...my bad. Well then I guess this cop is attending the party to arrest Lindsey Lohan in her very cute Attention Whore Barbie outfit.

It's funny. You go to a Halloween party and there are the teddy bears, pumpkins, a couple Jedi warriors or Stormtroopers, and even a Jason/Freddy or two. There are princesses, cowboys, and yes...some clowns.

In Holly-weird though, life is strange and it's all about being more attention getting then the other people. Next year they will both just be naked and have paint on costumes. You'll see.

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Once again, Paris Hilton got rejected from a trendy party spot. Join me in collective laughter. I mean, when it's some high school girl stuggling to get popular...I'm all for being supportive as I can. When it's a snobby debutante who thinks she's better then everyone else because of daddy's money, it hilarious.

Paris Hilton is not wanted at Ian Schrager's Gramercy Park Hotel. Friday night, after partying at Marquee and drinking "lots" of vodka and pineapple juice, Hilton tried to join Orlando Bloom, Winona Ryder and Josh Lucas in the hotel's Rose Bar, but bouncer Damien stopped her due to Schrager's decree that "the likes of Paris Hilton and her ilk are not welcome here."

New York Post - Rare Rejection

Boo Hoo Hoo!

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Ok, so your new album bombs, you're denied entry to a trendy club, and then...you're arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. It seems the SS. Paris Hilton has hit the iceberg and is starting to go down faster then she did in that video from a few years back (yeah, I went for the cheap joke).

The socialite was pulled over by police after being spotted driving erratically in LA in the early hours of the morning. She was tested for intoxication and taken to a police station.

Police officer Robert Andreno said: "She was arrested so, yes, she failed the sobriety test."

iTV - Paris arrested for drunk-driving (and about 40 other sites. Just Google it.)

It also seems she was released about an hour-and-a-half later. If that was you or I, all the rules of life would apply normally and probably include a police beating as a bonus. It seems being a socialite means not having to deal with the same issues that the rest of us have to face.

Soon she'll be back driving a faster and more expensive car. Maybe we should give her some weapons too. It would be like a Socialite Death Race.

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Rumors are circling that Paris Hilton and sidekick Brandon Davis were denied entrance to Bungalow 8 in New York City last Thursday night after the MTV Music Awards. Paris broke down in tears and Davis scuffled with police before they were sent away.

As you can see, Paris is crying because she was turned away like she was a normal everyday person. All I can say is...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

After watching her intentionally be rude to people for years due to her "social status" it's seems paybacks are in order. Proof indeed that karma will always get you.

Maybe it's a new fad, Paris Shunning.

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