Paris Hilton painted herself gold and did some posing for some non-profit organization that wants to extract water from polar ice and send it to places that are literally dying of thirst. When Paris wants to take on a cause, she could do something like make speeches and public appearances. She doesn't. The first thing this rich tramp wants to do is get naked. Is there anyone in this world that could possibly like Paris more then she likes herself? I don't think so.

Remember in the James Bond movie Goldfinger when the dead chick was painted all gold? For a minute I was all excited that it happened for real. Talk about a let down.

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Now THIS is juicy gossip for a Friday! It seems that when Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were hanging out for a while, the two got pretty close and somehow Brit ended up with a video of Paris having lesbian relations with a mutual friend. Now she's threatening to let it go public if Paris doesn't stop her Mean Girls ways.

Brit has demanded that the heiress stop being rude to her and members of her entourage.

The troubled star has reportedly threatened to leak the footage, which shows Hilton in a compromising position with another woman, unless her attitude changes.

A source said: "The letter warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online."

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God that would be so funny if it were true. That poor "mutual friend" would have been having a boxed lunch containing Herpes and a side of thighs. Snap! I've been waiting like 2 years to be able to use that joke. Merry Christmas to me!

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Vivica Fox was arrested back in March after passing a police car on the highway doing more than 80 mph in her Escalade. The police had charged her because she failed the field sobriety test and her blood alcohol level was over the legal limit. She was booked yesterday after a court no-show.

She may have dodged the court case, but then the judge advised she better get her butt in and get booked pronto or there would be trouble. She did exactly that proving you can never outrun a little thing called JUSTICE. And just to prove my point, here's some other celebrity arrest quickies of 2007:

• Ray Liotta (Feb 19) - arrested after crashing his car into two parked vehicles.
• Jessica Smith (Mar 27) -arrested after causing an injury accident on the freeway
• Taboo (Mar 27) - Black Eyed Peas dude is arrested for DUI and marijuana possession after a car crash
• Eve (Apr 26) - crashed her car and went to jail
• Busta Rhymes (May 3) - arrested after being stopped for illegal window tint
• Ty Pennington (May 5) - Extreme Home Makeover host arrested for DUI
• Lindsay Lohan (May 26) - drove her car into a curb and had some cocaine in the car
• Paris Hilton (June 5) - goes to jail to serve her sentence and only does 22 days out 45 total
• Lindsay Lohan (July 24) - arrested again and this time it was DUI and cocaine possession
• Austin Nichols (Aug 24) - HBO's John From Cincinnati star gets a DUI after driving the wrong way on a one-way street
• Mike Tyson (Sept 25) - pleads guilty to cocaine possession and DUI from December 2007 charges
• Kiefer Sutherland (Sept 25) - spotted making an illegal u-turn, charged with DUI and sentenced to 48 days
• Daniel Dae Kim (Oct 25) - the fourth actor from Lost to get a DUI (others Michelle Rodriguez, Cynthia Watros and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje)
• Rebecca DeMornay (Oct 30th) - arrested for DUI
• Lane Garrison (Oct 31) - gets 40 months in prison for December 2007 DUI accident that killed a passenger
• Mickey Rourke (Nov 8) - arrested for DUI on a scooter

You may break the law, but you know what that makes you? Law breakers! Wait...that was stupid. Nevermind.

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I was hoping Santa had brought my present early and had someone punch Paris Hilton right in the face, but no such luck. E!Online is reporting that she probably just got them plumped up because Britney and Jessica did recently.

Paris Hilton looks like she's joined the swell generation by increasing the size of her pucker pillows.

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This chick is so twisted. You know she does all this cosmetic stuff to try and fool people like that foreign model dude she was seen out with a while back. The poor guy probably didn't even speak English very well and she snared him using trickery and confusion.

I really thought "herpes" was a universal word. It should be.

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A Scandinavian Mansion Of Style party the other night turned into a Britney Spears 26th birthday bash and she looked happy as could be about it.

Various guests were there including cousin Alli Sims, bad hair extensions, Sam Lufti, pimples, and the frumpiest looking Paris Hilton I've ever seen. Supposedly she took some dude back to her room at the end of the night too.

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Our world is such a better place with people like Paris Hilton. She's now using her new-found powers of good by working to stop problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India.

Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage.

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site. Her comments were picked up by other Web sites and newspapers around the globe.

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Hear that everyone? Stop making alcohol available to elephants. At least card them or something. She really should start at rich, pretentious socialites who drink too much and then end with elephants, but we all have to start somewhere.

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