Kid Rock in response to the rumor that he and Paris Hilton are dating after they were spotted outside his show at Toronto's Koolhaus:

“I regret to inform all of you on and offline tabloid junkies that I am not dating nor have been intimate with Paris Hilton. However, I would CONSIDER a one-night stand if heavy drinking were involved.”

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Paris Hilton was on The Late Show with David Letterman Friday and it was like one of the all-time best moments. I love that Paris goes on The Simple Life and treats people like idiots and then here, Letterman treats her like an idiot and she has a bit of an attitude.

After facing a continued barrage of jail-related questions, Hilton, who was on the show to promote her new fragrance Can-Can and her upcoming movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera, said, "I don't really want to talk about it anymore." But Letterman would not be swayed. "This is where you and I are different. Because this is all I want to talk about," he said.

As Letterman continued to press, Hilton held up her hand: "I'm going on the next question. I'm over it."

At one point a crowd member yelled, "I love you Paris!" which she answered by saying, "I love you too," and blowing a kiss. Quipped Letterman, "Somebody you met in prison?" Hilton, blushing, shook her head no.

"There's other stuff to talk about Dave," Hilton said. "I didn't come here to talk about this. That was a long time ago."

Finally, after more than six minutes of grilling, Hilton said Letterman was making her "sad that I came here." Trying to make amends, Letterman offered: "I'll buy you a parakeet."

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Letterman just freaking rules! Enjoy!

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You all remember that time when Paris Hilton went to jail? Then you remember how she claimed she was going to reform from drinking and partying? How about that she wanted to help people through charities? Reading the bible and finding God? Right. We all remember...but Paris doesn't. Obviously.

Here's Paris from last night where she went out and got pretty drunk. She couldn't even get in her parent's place and had to pull a spider-man move on the front gate. I still haven't see any charity from her yet, unless you count her not showing her face so much in public. That's been a real sweet gesture

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I just couldn't resist posting a few more of the la-dies, since I'm suce a ladies man and all. Booyah!

Just look at Hayden Panettiere who looks even more amazing now that she's of legal age. Funny how that works. One-day you're a perv and the next day it's legal.

Then there's the ginormous talents of Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton. Yeah...that's sarcasm at it's finest.

And finally the sexy Tara Conner and the new internet sensation Tila Tequila the bi-sexual soon-to-be reality star. Man that must have been a hell of an afterparty.

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Ever read something so ridiculous you almost need it to be true? In the newest issue of Elle UK Paris Hilton talks about getting geared up to curse the planet with her offspring next year. In a follow up interview she let's us in on her master list of baby names.

"I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready." "If I had a child I would name him London. I used to have a cat named London. I like the name Paris Jr. too. "I love babies. I'd like three or four."

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Adrian Grenier was seen hanging with Paris Hilton at her Malibu beach house yesterday. They kept trying to hide until finally the offered a photoshoot to make that paparazzi go away.

Now I know a lot of women thing Adrian is hot so I'm thinking that when they see the smug look on Paris' face, they wish she really did get a beat-down in jail.

I hear you sisters. I wished for it every single day. Is that wrong?

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