Britney's bodyguard gets served (Popsugar)

Paris Hilton in a bikini (Egotastic!)

Hayden Panettiere walks her dogs (The Superficial)

Jessica Alba (nipple alert you pervs) on the set (IDTYTW)

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I just recently read in People that Kathy Hilton had a hard time seeing daughter Paris in jail because "seeing the rashes on her arms and face from the thin sheets."

Rashes from the freaking sheets? Are you kidding me?

For Paris's homecoming, her mother wished to comfort the Simple Life star, so she set up a room in what, she said, "used to be the baby nursery for the grandchildren at [Paris's grandfather's] house. I had fresh, really soft towels, and really soft sheets and one of those really soft, cuddly [blankets] called 'my blankey,' and nice soft pillow cases."

Kathy Hilton's rationale, she said, was that Paris - who currently is "spending time with her cousins in Malibu getting ready to go back to work" - had "been in jail, obviously with the very thin sheets and one pillow and one little thin blanket. That's how [inmates] get rashes. It feels like sandpaper."

Paris's reaction to all this softness, says her mother, was that "she went in, and she looked at the Fresh Farms soap, and she looked at the towels and the Evian water by her bedside. I wanted to make her feel really welcome. And we went downstairs and made a sandwich. And she ran outside with her doggie. And she ran, and she was screaming, 'Oh, this feels so good. I feel so lucky.' "

People

Oh and she ran and ran. It's like an episode of Lassie or Heidi. All I have to say is bravo to the Judge for keeping her there.

My money says Paris was doing lines of cocaine hours later, laughing about how she's fooled us all.

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Paris Hilton is going to be crying a lot. In fact, losing money is probably the only thing that would make her cry besides jail time. Her grandfather just cut her out of the will.

PARTY princess Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences - reportedly axed her inheritance.

Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter's wild behaviour - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet.

But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw, a Hilton biographer says.

"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says Jerry Oppenheimer, who wrote a biography of the clan called House Of Hilton.

"He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family."

Source

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Matt Damon gets a Hollywood star (I'm Not Obsessed)

Keeley Hazell is a large-chested Simpson (IDLYTW)

Jessica Biel won't get naked (Ninja Dude)

Who owns this ba-donk-a-donk butt? (CelebSlam)

Does Paris Hilton really need another dog? (HollywoodRag

Catherine Zeta-Jones has cleavage and then some (HollywoodTuna)

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I'm sorry. I take that back. Retards dress even nicer then Paris Hilton does and they know it. I'm going to hell. Here she actually goes out in public wearing a shirt with her face on it.

You know what that means, right? That means if I ever saw her in public I would get to hit her in the face...twice.

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The LA Times is reporting that the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department launched an internal investigation yesterday to investigate if Paris Hilton received special treatment during her prison sentence. This really is a case of "gee, you think?"

The department union, which has repeatedly clashed with Sheriff Lee Baca, said deputies have come forward to complain that Hilton had free access to a cellphone while other prisoners must wait in line to use pay phones during set hours.

Hilton also received daily visits from top brass at the Lynwood facility — including a captain who hand-delivered her mail — in contrast to others who get letters brought to them by inmate trusties, they said.

And officials were allegedly ordered to give her a new jail uniform while many inmates use recycled ones.

Two sheriff's officials — who spoke on condition of anonymity — confirmed those details of her incarceration.

LATimes

She had a cell phone, new clothes and mail delivered by the Warden guy? Man, all I got was a cavity search, a jumpsuit, plastic sandals, and cheese sandwiches. Err, that's what I would get I mean if I ever had been to jail...and I haven't. Ever.

Even if I had...I was innocent.

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