The Penn Divorce Scandal

I mentioned a bit ago that Robin Wright-Penn is getting a divorce from husband Sean Penn. As usual, it's the old "irreconcilable differences" clause on the divorce paperwork because the "he's a cheating jerk" clause was missing for some reason.
It all started innocently enough, according to the magazine, with an intended romantic getaway in Lake Tahoe, Calif. The couple checked in to the Squaw Valley resort just days before Christmas, but sources said Sean didn't request couple-friendly accommodations.
"Sean didn't spend much time with his wife - he booked her a separate suite - and when Robin got fed up with being alone, she went over to his suite," an insider revealed. There, she "found him drunk with two Russian girls!"
Allegedly the actor continued to party the night away, while Robin was nowhere to be seen. "When asked where his wife was, he answered, ‘Who cares?'"
Who cares where Robin Wright-Penn is? Have you seen the Princess Bride at all Sean? That's freaking Princess Buttercup you're talking about there! As a side note, the whole separate room thing is not really a bad idea if people snore, which I don't by the way and thank you very much for asking. I'm told it's more of a whooping sound. I'm sure it's a lie though.
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