Danielle Lloyd looks pretty retro -HollywoodTuna

Ali Larter hits the beach with her husband and dog -IDLYITW

The most clothes I've seen on Sienna Miller in ages -Egotastic

Jessica Simpson joins the Country Music Associations -I'm Not Obsessed

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Sienna Miller and the married guy that has four kids, Balthzar Getty, have been naked all over Italy doing stuff. The term "doing stuff" means innocent things like sharing kisses and groping her naked breasts in public. Oh yeah, another picture had her rubbing his crotch. Now I'm no expert, but I believe that pretty much means that she likes him. I know when I groped women openly, that's how I meant it. Why he's not slapping her is beyond me though. I was slapped a whole bunch. Go figure.

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Now here's the break-up suprise you didn't see coming or did you? Sienna Miller finally dumped goofy Rhys Ifans because he was just too jealous all the time.

A source said: "Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague.

"Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages.

"She went bananas and Rhys said he was looking for what he called ‘incriminating evidence'. He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him and the time she puts into the relationship.

"She compared him to a spotlight shining in her face all the time. He is heartbroken they have split. Sienna feels really sorry for him because he had slotted into her family perfectly, but she couldn't cope with his suspicious and jealous behaviour.

"When they are together they get on so well. But she can't cope with his jealousy."

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He was going through her text messages so she dumped him by phone. BAM! She should have dumped him by text message. Now that would have been priceless.

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Sienna Miller and this hunk of burning love, Rhys Ifans, are going to get married. This seems to coincide with a study just released that I heard about on the radio. Women that marry uglier men have a longer marriage. Go figure.

The scruffy Welsh actor broke the news to proud parents Betti and Eirwyn when they flew back from a romantic holiday last week.

The couple, who are planning a low-key summer wedding are looking for a love nest near the North Wales town.

Yesterday, mum Betti told national newspapers that she was "certain" Rhys has finally found happiness with stunning Layer Cake actress Sienna.

She said: "They adore each other and I'm so pleased for them.

"They make a fantastic couple.

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I though Rhys was hilarious in The Replacements as the chain-smoking place kicker (American Football gents) and also in the movie with Hugh Grant, whatever it was called. Now he's snagging or shagging Sienna after Jude Law cheated on her and broke her heart. I'm not sure what all this proves, but it proves something. I'm sure of it.

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