TV Guide is saying that of all the top villains in reality television, Spencer Pratt is ranked in the Top 10. It's no surprise that Omarosa was #1 (duh!) but Spencer placed a respectable 7th.

"As half of the unholy union that is Speidi, Spencer never misses a chance to pimp his 'romance' with Heidi Montag - or publicly trash her ex-BFF, Lauren Conrad," TV Guide says in its June 23 issue.

TV Guide's Top 10 Villains of Reality TV:
1 - Omarosa Manigault-Stallwort, The Apprentice
2 - Jonathan Baker, The Amazing Race
3 - Jonny Fairplay, Survivor: Pearl Islands
4 - Puck, The Real World: San Francisco
5 - Trish Schneider, The Bachelor
6 - Lisa Fernandes, Top Chef: Chicago
7 - Spencer Pratt, The Hills
8 - Wendy Pepper, Project Runway
9 - Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York City
10 - Lisa D'Amato, America's Next Top Model

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Did you see this clown on Letterman the other night? He claims that he won't even show up to a club for less than $100,000. He thinks he's just so irresistible and yet most people want to punch him in his stupid face and then kick him when he's down. Then they would teabag him over and over while saying "Who's cool now biatch? Who's cool now? Say it, John's cool!" and then...I mean...John is a pretty common name you know. Quit looking at me like that.

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After Heidi Montag was engaged and then called the wedding to Spencer Pratt off last year, now she's changed her mind again and decided that he's definitely the one.

"I'm ready to marry Spencer," the 21-year-old Hills star tells Us. "He's my soulmate."What changed? On-and-off beau Spencer Pratt convinced her to plan their wedding again during a secret make-or-break getaway to Mexico.

"Heidi read me biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife,'" says Pratt.

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Yes, they are soulmates. Both of them are totally fake and stupid. She read him passages from the Bible? I wonder if she read him the stuff about Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior or the stuff about Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as braided hair and the wearing of gold jewelry and fine clothes.

I'm thinking beast implants and nose jobs count as "outward adornment" even in the Kingdom of Heaven.

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"Oh look Spencey! Cameras! We're soooo popular. Tee hee hee."

That's pretty much all I can imagine Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt saying now with each one of these contrived photo events they seem to have. It's so annoying that I just want to stick the big foam finger right up...well, you know. I will say the shot above of Heidi eating that popsicle is strangely arousing though, but I can tell she's the type that only works the tip. That's a big minus in the points column if you know what I mean.

So blah, blah, blah...here's the pair putting a stain on the sport of baseball.

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Now here's a news flash. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are cheapskates. they were with two friends at an L.A. restaurant and ended up with a bill of $783. No big deal except that Spencer tipped the waiter a monster $16. Some of it was probably in change.

A camera crew was with the vomit-inducing twosome at the time -- no surprise there -- and our source says that when they stopped filming, the server approached a producer from the show about the measly tip. The producer forked over $60 from his own pocket to cover Spencer's shortcomings.

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16 dollars on a tab that's almost $800? These two would probably shoot a music video for nothing too. Oh yeah...they did! How can these two be so poor anyway? They have a television show, they never spend much, and the take advantage of every free opportunity that is remotely close to them. I don't get it.

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Why would I say such a mean thing? because I'm getting tired of all the fake photo opportunities that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt take advantage of just for free publicity. There was Easter in the cute bunny ears and waving the American Flag all over Washington D.C. and about 50 other "events" that were totally staged. Now the pair has hit Mother's Day in a goofy photoshoot with Heidi's mom. What's the next holiday this pair is going to wreck?

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I completely hate seeing these two dorks in their staged photoshoots. It's just one big joke. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt try and get free publicity out of anything and now, being in Washington (like I mentioned yesterday) the pair decided to act like American Patriot Ken & Barbie. Don't for one minute ever think I like these two. Sure I give Heidi some attention, but that's because she's okay looking and has a decent rack. Superficial? Yeah...sue me.

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