Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer is 2 feet 8 inches tall and his ex-girlfriend and sex-tape co-star Ranae Shrider is 5 feet 6 inches tall. She just did an interview with News of the World to talk about their sex life and how it all worked.

Having Mini-Sex:
"But sex was very different from anything I'd experienced before, and I'd be lying if I didn't say it was tricky making everything work.

"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!

"It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big.

"On the whole though, he wasn't short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size."

The First Time:
"It was two weeks before we finally had sex, at his place. I was so nervous I wanted it over and done with-in case there was no chemistry or it just didn't work because of his size.

"It was a normal-sized bed and once Verne had clambered up, I undressed and laid down next to him.

"For a small guy he's quite well endowed. I had no complaints.

"But the whole thing was over in three minutes.

"It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over.

"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."

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In the end, she tried to do him in a bubble bath and almost drowned the guy in 3 feet of water so she was guilted into doing a sex tape with him. If I had a dollar for every time that's happened to me...

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Verne Troyer is really, really pissed off that his sex tape was leaked to the world. Mini-Me has filed a $20 million lawsuit against TMZ.com for running a clip of it, which works out to about $10 million per inch I think. Do the math.

In the suit (filed Thursday in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles), the actor, 39, alleges that the site violated his privacy rights, infringed on his copyright and misappropriated his name and likeness.

He claims Kevin Blatt - who distributed Paris Hilton's One Night in Paris - stole the tape (Blatt is named as a defendant in the suit).

Troyer is also seeking an injunction prohibiting further dissemination of the video.

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It turns out that the girl in the video is pretty mad about the whole thing too. Ranae Shrider currently lives with Verne, so the sex thing wasn't a one time deal I'm guessing.

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Sorry everyone, this has been a crazy day and as you probably realize since I'm off schedule. I still appreciate the support and the visits, so read some old stuff will ya?

Anyway, here's something you didn't expect. Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me) has a sex tape out. We've seen him drunk to coma stage and we've seen him peeing in corners, so why not see him doing the nasty? Midget porn is the greatest. Or is that little people porn? Or dwarf porn? Whatever. I just think it's funny that some chick actually wanted to nail Mini Me.

TMZ: Vern Troyer Sex Tape

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