I hate it when the neighbor’s dog comes to my yard and craps on the lawn. It makes me want to give them a flaming poo-bag on their doorstep. It seems that Dane Cook is one of those crappy neighbors.
Cook is at war …
Dane Cook or Captain Joke Thief was labeled “The Unfunniest Comic” on a radio contest in his own hometown of Boston. He had competition like Carlos Mencia, Jay Leno, Paula Poundstone and Jeff Foxworthy and he beat them all. Or is that he beaty-beat them? …
Cosmopolitan had their Fun Fearless Male of the Year awards recently. Can you spot the douche who got popular by stealing other people’s jokes?
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Dane Cook recently told MTV that he wants to do some action movies. I bet that if he does one, it will have great lines like “I’ll be back” and “Make my day” in them. Those lines have been taken already you say? Yeah, well …
Jesus! I admit…I was a sucker when I first heard of Dane Cook and listened to his stuff. My opinion changed and now he really bugs me. Now he thinks he can sing too? I thought the goal of success is to …
